Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Julie

Original ID   : 1795
Created On    : 2003-04-07
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


My imaginary girlfriend, possessed of psychic abilities and thus more interesting than everyone else’s imaginary girlfriends, who were invariably nymphomaniac supermodels.

In an ironic twist, the bitch dumped me when she discovered I was thinking about other women.

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