John picks his nose and eats it
Original ID : 6536 Created On : 2006-09-16 Last Modified : 2008-03-24
And indeed he did, constantly.
He also once asked me to look behind his cupboard as he had “something special” for me. It was a turd. His turd. He proudly stated that he had done it there earlier that day as a thoughtful surprise gift for me.
I took great joy telling my friend this after she drunkenly snogged him 12 years later. She refused to confirm if he tasted of snotters.
Sigh. I KNOW. - Mansh