Jammy Scorpion
Original ID : 3869 Created On : 2004-05-03 Last Modified : 2011-10-14
Chris Pankhurst's little catchphrase was Jammy Dodger. As in “you jammy dodger”. Obviously, this is an awful catchphrase, and when an entire class rounded on him for saying such shit so often, he flew into a genuinely terrifying rage, and screamed “YOU JAMMY… SCORPION "
Clearly, he required the opposite of a dodger. Which is a scorpion. Clearly.