Law of the Playground

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Jack Ups

Original ID   : 974
Created On    : 2002-12-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The name given to trousers that are too short in the leg. Usually worn with white socks by scutters, making the jack ups even more obvious.

dirty r

Also known as half-masts. As in ‘Gacco’s kegs are at half-mast again’. More amusing if the wearer also has a ‘seagull’ hairstyle.

kevin B