Law of the Playground

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jabba the slut

Original ID   : 410
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A fat whore.

Jon B

Not to be confused with Jabba the Butt, an elderly, overweight, knuckleless buttery ogre on the till. The trick was to try and get your change back without actually making contact with her Walls pork fingers. She worked in cahoots with Richard Keepthechange, who handed back your receipt with the words, ‘keep the change’. My sides.

Nicknaming supermarket staff remains a phenomenon to this day - my local Morrisons’ has Rod Hull, Moomin and Bully’s Special Prize Man.

Phil J