It's not lunchtime, Alan!
Original ID : 3785 Created On : 2004-04-17 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Alan was a large child, and as with all large children, they get accused of eating many things. So when Alan would ask you if he could borrow a pencil, you would naturally reply " it’s not lunchtime , Alan “. This was just subtle enough so that Alan never realised.
Alan: Has anyone got a spare textbook?
The Class: It’s not lunchtime , Alan.