Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
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Original ID   : 404
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Well that’s rubbish because it misses out cytokinesis at the end. The one I used was “Is Paul Molyneaux a Twat? Certainly!” Paul thought that one up himself, so it wasn’t really cruel.

Al M

I suggest that Dave should have Porked Michelle’s Anal Tract Carefully, given her low standards of hygeine. God, that was Radio 4 smug, that was.

Jon B