Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
illy dilly dog's willy

Original ID   : 395
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2007-05-23


Another way of choosing who’s ‘It’. As well as the more mundane ‘Eenie Meenie Minie Mo’, there was the one about Inky Pinky Lane, and the my personal favourite, illy dilly dog’s willy.

Illy Dilly Dog’s Willy

Inside Out

Press A Little Button

And the shit flies… OUT!

Peter G

Ip Dip was another variant. It ran thusly:

Ip Dip, Dog shit

Hanging off a lady’s tit.

O U T Spells OUT you must go.

Why any lady would have dog shit on her tits, or how this related to why one boy or girl must go ‘out’ has never been adequately explained. Perhaps it was that child’s mother.

Peter M