Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
ib dib dog shit

Original ID   : 1232
Created On    : 2003-01-29
Last Modified : 2007-05-23


Another it-selecting rhyme:

‘Ib dib dog shit,

Fucking bastard,

Dirty git

… (continue swearing) …

You are not IT!’

After the third line, the lyrics were variable, and usually consisted of the picker reciting as many other swear words as they could think of until they ran out. The rhyme improved with the age of the rhymer, until eventually the selection process aspect of the rhyme was lost into a purposeless stream of filth.

Bobs M