Original ID : 390 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
What you say before you are old enough to know that it’s your spasmojesticles (qv) that hurt when you get hit in them. Although being kicked in the willy might make your pipe hot for a bit.
Dan W
I can assure you that being kicked in the willy really does fucking hurt, especially if the zip on your kecks cuts a fucking great gash into it and leaves you needing stitches.
dan u
Rumours abounded at my school that Edward Hills had been overly friendly with one of the girls (who’s name I forget), and she’d grabbed him by the proverbials and twisted. He then (according to myth) required surgery to get his balls out of his underwear and would never have children. Considering that this is the same man who once shaved off one of his eyebrows and then, after mockery, shaved off the other so it would match, I think it is unlikely that he’d have children anyway.