Law of the Playground

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I should be so lucky...

Original ID   : 1355
Created On    : 2003-02-13
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Alternate lyrics of Kylie’s debut single, which summarised the plotlines in Neighbours of the time, and added a rubber ducky.

I should be so lucky with my rubber ducky

Strangle Mrs Mangle today

Daphnes had a baby

Called it little Jamie

Bouncers gone a bouncing away.

Then the second verse, which lost its way somewhat…

Daphnes nearly Dying

Gails just arriving

Des doesn’t know what to do

Mike’s at college showing off his knowledge

Picking up a date or two

Angela P