Law of the Playground

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I now have the honour of eating a potato.

Original ID   : 1286
Created On    : 2003-02-04
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


During primary school Christmas dinner in the mid-to-late 80’s, it was customary to announce “I now have the honour of eating a potato” in a Margaret Thatcher voice before stuffing an entire hot roast potato into our mouths. We would maintan an expression of pained satisfaction as steam shot out from our ears.

Alexander P