Law of the Playground

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i'm telling, you're smelling

Original ID   : 388
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Presumably, you’re smelling because you’ve shat yourself at the prospect of me telling. It rhymed.

Ian E

Also try “I’m telling, you’re dwelling in an indefinite state of fear”

Jon B

Was extended to ‘I’m telling, you’re smelling, you went to Caroline’s wedding’, Caroline in this case being a smelly girl in my class. I think the insinuation was that you married her, but just being present at her wedding was sufficient an insult.

Jon Y