i'm an alley cat!
Original ID : 385 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Two kids had been caught fighting. Our headmaster made a big dramatic cautionary speech about it the next day, during which he got rather worked up, causing him to offer the following as his peroration: “So anyone who wants to fight in the future, fight me! I know the alley! I’ve fought in the alleys! I’m an alley cat!” These ludicrous threats was heard out in stunned silence, only to be much analysed and mused in the following days and months.