Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
I'm a rapist!

Original ID   : 4132
Created On    : 2004-11-20
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The cry uttered by me during a complex game of cops and robbers, where the criminal element was far more varied. “I’m a murderer!” “I’m a drug dealer!” etc.

For about a week after the incident, I couldn’t sit near a girl without her crying out “Jon, stop trying to rape me!” and occasionally hitting me.

I’m not a rapist. Honest.

The Editors of Playground Law wish to let it be known that they do not endorse Jon James’ claim not to be a rapist. If you have been raped by Jon James, please go to the police. Alternately, tell your story here, and we’ll do our best to get him sent down for good.

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