Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
I Hope Your Firstborn Is A Cripple

Original ID   : 1685
Created On    : 2003-03-27
Last Modified : 2011-10-14


Disproportionate retort to a perfectly reasonable statement. For example:

“Hey Andrea, have you got a red pen I can borrow?”

“No, sorry.”

“Well then, I hope your firstborn is a cripple.”

If anyone from Killy High has since given birth to a crippled child, I accept no responsibility for it.

Stuart L