I haven't had an orgasm!
Original ID : 4939 Created On : 2005-08-04 Last Modified : 2005-10-03
At the age of eight, we managed to convince pikey Sophie James that having an orgasm was a terrible thing, by admonishing “Don’t have an orgasm, Sophie” every time she showed the slightest hint of excitement. After about the millionth time, the phrase would set her off into a monumental tantrum: she’d screech, stamp her feet, bellow “I HAVEN’T HAD AN ORGASM!”, and run off to cry in the toilets.
Fifteen years later, I can’t help wondering if she still does this when her boyfriend asks her “Did you come, dear?”