Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
I can't afford it

Original ID   : 5017
Created On    : 2005-08-24
Last Modified : 2005-10-03


My primary school’s old assistant head told us at assembly once:

“If someone makes fun of you for not having the latest fashionable gear or a brand new bike or something, just tell them you can’t afford it - that’ll shut them up.”

Even aged about 7, we knew that was a really fucking bad idea.

Sus