I can't afford it
Original ID : 5017 Created On : 2005-08-24 Last Modified : 2005-10-03
My primary school’s old assistant head told us at assembly once:
“If someone makes fun of you for not having the latest fashionable gear or a brand new bike or something, just tell them you can’t afford it - that’ll shut them up.”
Even aged about 7, we knew that was a really fucking bad idea.