Law of the Playground

A song to the tune of Matt Bianco’s cover of “Yeah Yeah”.

I am a mongol, and i run around town,

and people hit me on my water filled crown,

it took me two months just to do up my tie,

I had an option to do it or die,

I say uuuurr uuuurrr.

John Connors was asked to sing it in assembly as the english teacher thought it was called “I am a Moron”. Connors was put in detention and had to write a letter of apology to Mrs Ware who had a down syndrome child and had run out of assembly crying. This all seemed rather unfair.

Silent B