Hugely unconvincing Blutack/Shoebox Bomb
Original ID : 4613 Created On : 2005-05-16 Last Modified : 2005-06-19
Spencer Ashley brings in a fake, homemade bomb before a Spanish lesson consisting of a shitload of blutack, the face of an alarm clock, and some straggly, multi-coloured wires which he places under the desk of our teacher, Graham “Sweetie” Underhill.
We hide under our desks in readiness for Sweetie’s arrival. And the depressingly predictable scene unfolds -
Spencer Ashley: There’s a bomb under your desk!
Sweetie: Don’t be so bloody stupid.
Sweetie kicks shoebox across room.
Not a particularly amusing story at all, unless one considers the vague, one-percent-at-best possibility that Sweetie just might - JUST MIGHT - have been wrong about this definitely not being an explosive device.