Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
how d'ya like them apples?

Original ID   : 374
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


I dumped my girlfriend, and she kept following my round saying ‘but why Chris, why did we break up?’. After about four days of this I turned to her in a crowded corridor and shouted “We didn’t ‘break up’! I dumped you! And I did it because you got on my TITS! Now how d’ya like THEM apples?” It spread like wildfire. Within two days I even heard a teacher say it. And then, suddenly, it was gone. I don’t know why I said it, or where I got it from, but my fifteen minutes of fame were over.

Rocky Shore P

I think this is American - I’ve never heard it said in an English accent. It’s best said in a really angry american comic who smoke’s voice. However, the Rocky Shore Pervert does give a perfect

[anon]

Homer said this on an episode of The Simpsons. Your fame’s spreading, buddy!

[anon]

Yes, yes, yes.. but what does it really MEAN? This has foxed me since seeing “Good Will Hunting,” back in secondary school. I asked a number of American teenagers at the time what the story was and they were no hope whatsoever. Is it Pidgeon English?

[anon]

It was first said in an Edward Albee play. The American Dream, in 1961. Don’t thank me. I’ll make my own way out.

matronboy n

I assume Pigeon English is what the terribly well-spoken birds in Trafalgar Square speak. But don’t feed them, no matter what they say. That’s illegal. The eloquent little bastards.

Chris M