Law of the Playground

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Horace.

Original ID   : 1288
Created On    : 2003-02-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Christian puppet who toured Westcountry primary school assemblies in a suitcase carried by a variety of human “hosts”, most notably a portly woman named Dawn. Every year, Horace would emergy sleepily from the suitcase and crack the same joke about thinking he was at a zoo, on account of all the monkeys present. He and Dawn would then play a version of Biblical hangman, and it was customary for Dawn to pack Horace away, pretending to shut his legs in the suitcase as she did so. It was about this time I stopped attending Sunday School.

Alexander P