Law of the Playground

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Honest Wanker

Original ID   : 5405
Created On    : 2005-11-21
Last Modified : 2005-12-03


Anita would wank off boys for fifty pence in a disused bus shelter close to the edge of the school playing fields. She turned no-one away as she was saving for a bike. Martin Ross, clearly destined for a career as an officer and a gentleman, became so excited in the queue that he wanked himself off - yet still insisted on handing over his fifty pence.

Bob M