hi, knee
Original ID : 368 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Kid #1: “Say ‘hi’ to your knee.”
Kid #2: “Hi, knee.”
Kid #1: “You just said “Heiney!”
This is funny because heiney is a totally inoffensive word for ass. As innocuous as tricking someone into saying “table salt”.