Heterosexual gayness
Original ID : 3003 Created On : 2003-11-11 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
It was considered ‘gay’ to touch the arse of a girl (or boy) when I was a youngster, because gayness meant a fondness of bumholes to us ten year olds. It was much later that we learned that heterosexual anal sex was most certainly not gay. If it was, then my wife’s newfound love of the exhaust pipe would make me more of a homo than a sickening composite of Quentin Crisp’s lips with Graham Norton’s hair.
Alternatively, you hetero back-sporkers are just closet homos, and simply aren’t MAN enough to admit that they are sur l’autre autobus . Always stick with your first answer, faggot. - Mansh