Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
helping kids with cancer?

Original ID   : 2804
Created On    : 2003-10-25
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Feel good college kids are always at intersections collecting money for cancer research. They have signs that say: “Help kids with cancer”.

Feign disgust at the ambiguity, and say " What? You want to help kids using cancer ? What the hell kind of sick fucks are you? Just going around, giving kids cancer? Jesus Fuck, man, you’re as bad as the “http://www.disappointment.com/playground/aidscuresfags.jpg" bastards! You want to go to the funeral of some kid who died from leukaemia with a banner reading “LIAM TAYLOR - FIVE DAYS IN HELL, ETERNITY TO GO”? You FUCKS! "

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