Law of the Playground

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hello Pakistani

Original ID   : 956
Created On    : 2002-12-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A song from the playgrounds of Barnsley.

Hello Pakistani,
Does your mother have a fanny?,
Does it smell,
Fucking hell!

Barnsley, incidentally, is stinking full of smelly, shitty white kids who look black, but that's just muck.

[anon]

An optional “sniff sniff” sound effect may be added between the third and fourth lines.

To create the impression that you are actually getting an intimate faceful of your victim's mother's vagina, lean forwards as you sniff. Otherwise, it's just a basic “phwoo, I can smell it from here”.

[anon]