hello brown
Original ID : 366 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Harmless long-term infuriating fun. A greeting towards anyone with a colour-based surname, but more specifically, to Keith Brown. The full format is “Hello Brown, you’re looking very (pick colour of the day, ie Maroon) today.” After around a year, the colours will become more elaborate (coffee infused taupe), if you wish to avoid repeating yourself. Not being really insulting, this usually elicits a wise and world-weary sigh, which was insufferable enough to make you want to do it again the next day.