Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
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Original ID   : 364
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Possibly the first game I ever played. It is named after the noise made when an unsuspecting child puts cellophane packing up their nose, but hasn’t learnt to breathe through their mouth yet. In fact, that’s exactly what it is. Can be used as punishment for having new shoes.

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