Law of the Playground

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hedgehogs

Original ID   : 363
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Our headmaster, Mr. King, was a keen naturalist, and used to give assemblies using his little Sylvanian Families hedgehogs. He had the whole family. He made them speak. He did all the voices. I think he was mad. Or a paedophile. Or both.

Dan W