Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
headmistress, shagging the

Original ID   : 921
Created On    : 2002-12-17
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


At the tender age of 11 several guys in my year decided that I was shagging the headmistress and so taunted me accordingly. I tried pointing out that if it were true then I had developed much more rapidly than them and subsequently should be looked up to. I got punched.

Paul C