Headmaster on the radio
Original ID : 5725 Created On : 2006-02-06 Last Modified : 2006-02-19
The headmaster of my school, for reasons known only to himself, agreed to appear on a local radio phone-in one Sunday evening. Word had got around, so much so that almost the entire program was taken up of items like this:
Host: Our next caller is a Mr. Madeupname, of Kenilworth. Mr Madeupname do you have a question for Mr. Strover?
Caller: Fu… *cut off*
Host: Oh, that’s just silly. Our next caller is a Mr. Obvious Pseudonym from Warwick. Mr Pseudonym?
Caller: Bas.. *cut off*
And repeat.
The only pupil who managed to get through was some utter keeno who had a real, and indescribably dull, question to do with school funding.