HAIRY BALLS THEOREM
Original ID : 1960 Created On : 2003-07-06 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A bonus branch of mathematics not generally taught in most A Level courses. To be taught this topic, simply write “HAIRY BALLS THEOREM” on the blackboard before the teacher enters, and as they wearily start to rub it out, insist firmly that Hairy Balls Theorem is all you wish to learn.