Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
haircut 100

Original ID   : 353
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The number rises if the haircut is particularly severe, or ridiculous. The most I have heard is Haircut 1000, which is somewhat reserved considering that children say ‘gazillions’ and ‘babwillions’ to mean anything more than 50.

Jon B