Law of the Playground

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Hairball XL-5

Original ID   : 1621
Created On    : 2003-03-20
Last Modified : 2011-10-13


The result of lighting a Zippo near the back of the head of a girl in the full grip of eighties-style hairspray overdose mania. The resultant blaze usually horrifies the hair-arsonist to the point where he instinctively tries to beat it out with his hands, thus ensuring that the unfortunate girl gets concussed as well as burned.

Matt F