Law of the Playground

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Gypsy Racer Bicycle

Original ID   : 5173
Created On    : 2005-09-29
Last Modified : 2005-09-30


If you are male and have a ‘Gypsy Racer’ bicycle, and you are being mocked for having ‘a girl’s bike’, it will not endear you to your tormenters to matter-of-factly announce that: ‘It’s not a girl’s bike, it’s unisex ‘.

That was a lesson I only needed to learn once, and once only.

[anon]