Original ID : 350 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A : Guess what? B : What? A : Good guess. Priceless.
Craig S
Q. Guess What?
A. What?
Q. Hotpot.
or
Q. Guess Why
A. Why?
Q. Pork Pie.
On reflection I’m a little dissapointed that we never utilised when, where, how or who. Especially who, because that rhymes with poo.
[anon]
Guess what?
What?
Lightbulb.
[anon]
Guess what?
What?
Cold potato’s ain’t hot!!
Oh.
Hahahahahaa!
Right.
AHAHHHAAAARGH!!!
Helen J
Guess what?
A bag of snot.
Guess why?
Snot pie.
Far from being simple rhyming snot nonsense, this translates as;
A : What’s that you’ve got there? It smells delicious.
B : It’s a bag of snot, actually.
A : Oh. Suddenly it doesn’t smell so delicious. Why are you carrying a bag of snot around?
B : It’s the main ingredient of snot pie.
A : Oh! That suddenly sounds delicious again.
B : Yes, strange how your perceptions change with context, isn’t it?