Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Grand Old Duke of York

Original ID   : 1144
Created On    : 2003-01-18
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Nickname of the school slapper - she had ten thousand men.

RL

Also consider saying that the year slag has had “more helmets than Hitler” and “more pricks than a cactus”. Not that Hitler had helmets, as such. And cacti don’t really have pricks, come to think of it.

Anyway, to imply she’s a whore, try “she’s sold more shags than Carpet City”.

Dan S

Vicki Caunt was known as ‘The Windmill’ because of the sackfuls of wild oats that she’d allegedly had.

[anon]

Need I point out that Vicki Caunt becomes Vicki Cunt with a simple adjustment? What were you thinking when you came up with “The Windmill”?..DUHHH

Maybe it was a drama school. They like pretending to be trees and windmills and stuff. Grotbags from Emu’s World lived in a windmill and she was a witch. Or was it the other one with the duck? - Ponky

Darren B