Law of the Playground

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Goat of Mendes

Original ID   : 2953
Created On    : 2003-11-07
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The Goat of Mendes signed up for five-a-side football, according to the sign up sheet I posted on the school sports notice board.

He didn’t show up for training, presumably due to the lengthy commute from Hell and lack of available football boots for cloven hooves.

Conor F