Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
go buy one

Original ID   : 328
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Another pithy annoyance (also see nothing) that everyone said for a week. This is the general format; “Would you like a crisp?” (packet offered) “Ooh, ta.” “Go buy one.” (packet casually withdrawn) I used the phrase myself, oblivious that it had gone out with the dinosaurs just moments before. The shame was unbearable.

Ben A