glans
Original ID : 2743 Created On : 2003-10-21 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
My friend Andrew Glanville’s nickname throughout primary school was ‘glans’. It is only now, with the twin gifts of hindsight and a working knowledge of cock biology, that I realise we were unintentionally and unknowingly calling him a bell-end.
Raz
He knew what you were calling him all along. No doubt you migrated to the “Open All Hours” inspired “guh-guh, guh-guh, guh-lanville!” in later years, too. He harbours deep resentment and serious neuroses as a result. Oh, hang on, you said Andrew Glanville. Ah. Yes. Well at least I didn’t suffer alone.