Law of the Playground

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girl disease tick one-nil

Original ID   : 321
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


If a girl touches you, or even accidentally brushed past you, you may become quite hysterical and shout “girl disease! girl disease!”. It is then necessary to touch the nearest boy, and jeer “Girl disease tick - one nil” at him. I have no idea what girls thought about this game/ritual.

Andrew M

I’ll tell you - they said “boys are so stupid, let’s be lesbians and have some attempt at a reciprocal, loving relationship while they all fuck each other senseless like bad pigs”.

Jon B