Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
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Original ID   : 319
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Derived from the overpriced service station pasty and sandwich makers. It is to be caught with your dick in your hand. Perhaps with a pasty in the other hand.

Garth

In Ilkeston, Derbyshire, there are over 200 words for being caught with your dick in your hand. Simple holding, wanking, threatening behaviour, time of day, proximity to farmlife, all these factors affect the final word. There is a word for “holding your cock at dusk within spurting distance of a rooster”.

Jon B