Law of the Playground

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Ghosts

Original ID   : 4522
Created On    : 2005-04-27
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Every primary school in the land is actually haunted , usually by dead children who were killed when an unstable playground wall fell on them, although sometimes it’s a dreadful fire which engulfed the building in Victorian times.

Bizarrely, a simple wall fall will often result in several gruesome ghosties, whereas the school itself burning down will always leave just one rather dull (and mute) dead girl wearing a dirty white dress who Jenny swears was watching her in the toilets at break.

Oscar T