Law of the Playground

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Getting your cock out in assembly

Original ID   : 1802
Created On    : 2003-04-08
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A peculiar fashion that developed toward the end of fourth year, this was the height of daring, although as most of the time was spent sitting down it wasn’t too difficult. When you were stood up there were always people in front of you to hide you. Four or five of us did it once but we had to stop because we were making some others giggle insanely. Tom Baird once walked out to the front of Modern Studies and stood smiling at the teacher with his cock out. The teacher only looked mildly disgruntled so eventually Baird just wandered out of the room, still swinging free.

[anon]

We had a series of English textbooks called ‘Hedgehogs’.

When our supply teacher asked us to ‘get your Hedgehogs out’, James did and showed it to her. In turn, he was shown the door by the head.

Pat P