Gestapo Joke
Original ID : 3325 Created On : 2004-01-05 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A : Have you heard the gestapo joke?
b : No…
(A slaps B hard around the around the face and shouts in a comedy Nazi accent)
A : Liar!
If the question is answered with a weary “Yes”, then slap them and call them a liar anyway; disorientation is a perfectly valid method of interrogation.
[anon]
After reading this joke and finding it to my great liking, I told it to my mum in a Little Chef.
I didn’t slap her, but I did shout ‘LIAR!’ in a very authentic manner. A family were walking past our table on their way out as I said it, and they all jumped. They must have thought it was a Nazi domestic.