Law of the Playground

One day Tez came into school with a rhyme his mate from another school taught him:

*In the German nick

They hang you by your dick

And the bats play snooker with your balls.

Then your mind goes blank

And you’re dying for a wank

And the cum goes shooting up the walls.*

This rhyme proved to be so popular that by the end of the first lesson, the whole class were singing it. The only problem was, I didn’t actually know what cum was. Eventually I asked Tez who laughed in my face and told the rest of the class who also all laughed at me. I still reckon none of them knew what it was either. Bastards.

[anon]