Law of the Playground

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Genealogy

Original ID   : 1240
Created On    : 2003-01-30
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


“You’re not allowed to be nasty to me,” said nine-year-old Sylvia Page, “I’m related to the Queen.”

“What?”

“Everybody in the country’s related to the Queen.”

That was how she thought it worked: the first family of the country was, like, the FIRST family.

Mind you, if she’d tried that “Everybody’s related to the Queen” in some other parts of Belfast at that point in the ’70s, she’d have got what she richly deserved.

Roy W