Law of the Playground

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Gay teacher

Original ID   : 5312
Created On    : 2005-10-26
Last Modified : 2005-10-28


Mr Prenderghast was our teacher of history in year 9. He was a twat and he looked like Uncle Fester from the Addams Family. One day saw him running out of the classroom after receiving the news that his ‘wife’ had just miscarried his baby and he never came back.

But we were able to catch up with him via an article in Now! magazine about how he and his boyfriend had got two lesbians pregnant with turkey basters, the baby had died, but they had made another through the same method, and now they were proud fathers of a son.

Well; when I say ‘catch up with’, I mean ‘be revolted by’.

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