Law of the Playground

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Gay showers

Original ID   : 996
Created On    : 2002-12-20
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Shower cubicles which have a shower curtain rather than a door to protect the modesty of the showeree, in theory favoured by those hoping to trade glances down the side of the curtain.

Typical application:

‘[n], why don’t you use the gay showers?’

‘Because they’re gay.’

Some O

One of our school bullies used to walk around the changing room wearing only a towel. He would order you to look at him, whereupon he would open the towel and expose himself to you.

He would then (after putting some clothes on) beat you up for being ‘gay’.

This sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Gaymo.

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